Those Sexist Robotic Designers

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Have you seen the latest female robot from China?  She is very life like

and probably will fulfill many men's fantasies.  To me it's creepy, but it

apparently is the way of the future, so we will have to adapt.

I am jumping up onto my soap box to protest the sexist tendencies

of these male robotic engineers.  What I am seeing is that they seem to

be creating their dream girls who will do their bidding.  It is the return 

of the geisha.  

Well, what about us women?  Where are the female robotic 

engineers who will create robotic males who will bring us

happiness???  Where is that Mr Right robot who will say:

Where is that honey do list?  I will happily complete

all the projects you have planned.  You just sit back and

pin on Pinterest for a few hours while I take care of

everything.

Robotic engineers take note ~ I am putting in my order

for a robotic version of Mr Carson!

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This is my dream robot ~ dignified, cultured, able to make sure that
the Ash Tree Cottage household will be running in tip top shape!
He will make sure that we have a proper breakfast each morning.
He will understand the importance of afternoon tea.  Martini glasses
will be chilled and ready at 5pm each evening.

Of course he will require a staff to supervise, so you robotic
engineers better get cracking!  And may I suggest the first
item on your list ….

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Mrs Patmore of course!  I would feel so comfortable having
her in our kitchen.  In fact, Bentley and I would probably
spend a lot of time watching her prepare our meals and
chatting with her too.  And my hubby will be pleased to
have wonderful meals coming out of the kitchen each night.

Now, another request please.  David and I do not have
grandmothers anymore, nor does Bentley.  Therefore,
a grandmother figure will be an appropriate addition to
our little nest.  May I suggest the one and only, drumroll
please ….

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The Dowager Countess of course!  We would happily look forward
to her visits and relish in her quick and witty quips :-)

Our Ash Tree Cottage is now perfectly appointed ;-)

Have a fun Friday y'all!  It is sunny and beautiful

outside and Bentley and I will be working in the

garden around the potting shed.  Mr Carson, would

you be so kind as to remind us when it's time for tea?

Big Texas Hugs,

Susan and Bentley